The Attractive Sociopath

Hello, I'm Mae, and I believe in Sherlock Holmes, Castle, Psych, Chuck, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural,Hunger Games, Avengers, Doctor Who, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, White Collar, Phantom of the Opera, Avengers, Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch Marilyn Monroe, and MUCH more! But, of course, TV shows are not the only thing I think about. Please enjoy! and feel free to message\ask me anything!

lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

(via who-are-you-calling-pipsqueak)

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

(via who-are-you-calling-pipsqueak)

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

(Source: becausebirds, via fault-in-your-star)

2-push-through:

What if people with uncracked phone screens could only date people with uncracked phone screens and people with cracked phone screens could only date people with cracked phone screens? And if love was real people would crack their pone screens just to be with someone. And instead of getting married ya’ll traded in your cracked phones for brand new ones with ur partners face permanently set as the wallpaper.

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via the-undead-boyfriends)

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

(via lunavigilia)

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(Source: blakebaggott, via sensualcheetos)

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

(via imdreamsized)

(Source: bwubble)